The Inbetweeners:
Basically, they just want to get laid1: First Day
WARNING! This page contains strong language. You must be over 18 to proceed. Surprising, she looks so nice.
By Mrs McKenzie
It was a big day in the McKenzie household today – William started his new school. Now it might not be as fancy as his old school, but it’s much more, i suppose you’d call it, ‘mixed’. And not just in ability but in income too.
I think he was bullied quite badly at his last place; he once came back with his underpants wedged really quite far up his backside, and once we’d got them out it took three washes to get them clean.
I’m sure he’ll meet lots of new people at the school, he’s already off to the pub tonight with friends. I was a bit worried that they might be just inviting him along to mock his glasses, his slight lisp and the funny way he walks with his bum sticking out, but it seems to have been okay so far. One of the new friends is called Mark Donovan and although he looks a little scary he seems like a lovely fellow. In fact when i came to pick Will up from school earlier (he told me not to, but i couldn’t resist and it was easy to park – i just put it right out the front) all his friends seemed to pay a lot of attention to him. And to me!!! They must be very interested in being friends with Will to make such an effort with his mum!!!
So it’s going to be a big year for Will, especially now it’s just the two of us at home because his father ran off with that fucking slut. Excuse me.