The Inbetweeners:
Basically, they just want to get laid2: Bunk Off
By Chris Cooper, Year 10
My brother is the most tragic saddo i’ve ever even heard of, let alone met. Or bee related to. Holy shit i can’t believe that we have the same parents. What he did today, right, was unbelievable. He’s always had this thing for Carli D’amato, which in itself is tragic as we’ve known her all our lives and her parents come round at Christmas and stuff, and today he actually decided to tell her.
Tell her about his feelings? I mean, even i know that you don’t tell girls how you really feel cos if you do then they’ve got the power over you. Anyway, it gets worse. Not only did he tell her but he wrote it in massive letters on her driveway. Give me a T give me an R give me a A give me a GIC.
Anyway i can’t even go into what he then went on to do when for some reason she actually invited him round, but all i’m going to say is that i am going to get the shit ripped out of me tomorrow just for being his brother.