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The Inbetweeners:

Basically, they just want to get laid

Jay

WARNING! This page contains strong language. You must be over 18 to proceed. If you think Jay's vile, you should meet his dad.

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Right, hello bitches. My name’s Jay. First off, this is not one of those blogs that twats write to make them feel like they’ve achieved something with their lives. “oooh this is what I think, isn’t it important, but also funny.” No, it’s not. It’s embarrassing. No one cares. Grow up. Stop clogging up the internet, you’re taking up valuable porn space. Blog twats.

Facts worth knowing:

  • I get a lot more sex than you. Fact.
  • When I was twelve I thrashed Lewis Hamilton to become National Karting Champion. Fact.
  • At Glastonbury, Liam Gallagher asked me where I got my clothes. Fact.
  • Neil's house stinks. Fact.

TV

South Park, Strutter, Laid Bare, Sexcetera, Babestation,

Films

Anything with Vin Diesel in it, Porn, South Park, Borat, It’s all gone Pete Tong (pretty much based on my summer holiday last year)

Books

Are you bent?

Websites

www.beaverlord.com, www.willsfitmumssnatch.com

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  • Comment by:
    naomiii (:
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    Fri Jul 18, 2008 at 01:08 pm
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    give it up ladies, he has a girlfriend AHAHA, i ruined your fantasies.
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    Mon Jul 7, 2008 at 01:18 pm
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    you're the best character lol you have a cool nose OO FRIEND FRIEND! FOOTBALL FRIEND! You're the fittest, too woohoo smiley with a wink - it's cheeky
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    Sat Jul 5, 2008 at 07:39 pm
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    (Y)friend(Y)
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    Mon Jun 30, 2008 at 11:09 am
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    dude, i have the exact same opinion about this guy im crushing on. except 4 the trying to look down top, cos that doesn't really work, since he's a guy. In fact, it would be quite creepy. but at least i know its not just grls like me who get obsessed
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    Mon Jun 30, 2008 at 11:03 am
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    books? rollercoasters? i am so your perfect girl. and you're pretty fit yourself. ;D. and wouldn't you know it, i'm australian. this is way too coincidental to be coindicence.
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