At the morning briefing, Dangle announces that there are only two tickets to the public execution. In order to win the tickets, the officers have to take part in a scavenger hunt for perps, with different points for different freaks they haul in.
Garcia and Jones get a head start on the competition by ordering a pizza and offering the driver cash if he can get it to them soon. When the driver flies past them, they arrest him for speeding.
Dangle and Junior decide to go and see Big Mike - as he's usually breaking some law or other. He seems to have done nothing - but when the officers tell him that the panther that is supposed to be tattooed onto him is actually a dragon - he gets into a rage and threatens to kill the person who did it. That seems enough for the deputies to take him in.
Raineesha goes out looking for a pretty prostitute, as this is a big points winner. She finds a hooker, takes her aside and gives her a makeover. When she's done the hooker is indeed the prettiest one she's ever seen, and Raineesha arrests her.
Trudy attempts to arrest the driver of a foreign car, but forgets to put the handbrake on her car. As it rolls away, she gives chase and the driver escapes. A motorist who tries to help her is instantly arrested to picking up a hitch-hiker. But without a car she can't really run him in - so he has to drive himself to jail.
Garcia ends up winning the tickets by bringing in a tall Jewish crack head with a wig and a tattoo, thus ticking nearly all the boxes for the competition. He takes Williams' pretty hooker to the execution, much to the annoyance of everyone else.
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