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Clemmie is furious when her scummy, dead-beat boyfriend Steed is arrested and incarcerated. But she's delighted when she realises it's all a set-up and Steed gets down on one knee and proposes to her.

Jones and Garcia attend a motel after a noise complaint. They discover a man making a 'special film' in a room. They try to arrest him but he's slathered in baby oil and too slippery to catch properly. Eventually the officers call the fire brigade to help. Dangle and Junior visit and school and try to make their drug awareness programme 'fun' by singing a song about crystal meth abuse.

During a visit to a drive-through restaurant, the cashier drops heavy hints about a robbery taking place to Officers Jones and Garcia. Clueless they drive away with their food, then spot a note pinned to their purchase telling them that two armed men are in the restaurant. The deputies think that men with two are arms are perfectly acceptable for food preparation.

Dangle and Junior pull over someone driving erratically and are horrified to discover Steed in the car. Steed continually incriminates himself, as they try to let him off. Eventually the officers decided to let him go anyway - but Steed panics and hits Dangle over the head with a beer bottle.

Clemmie's hen night has the requisition strippers in attendance - one of whom is Jones who is moonlighting. He tries to get out of it - but Williams insists he performs. The wedding is as tacky and ghastly as expected. The next day, Clemmie turns up for work with a black eye. Turns out Steed is in worse shape - stuck in hospital with his jaw wired up. Also they forgot to get a licence so were never really married and Clemmie's back on the market.