School of Comedy

The Filth

The chain-smoking, polyester-wearing, wagon-wheel dunking 70s rozzers take 5 minutes out of leaning on narks to tell their story

Shut up and give your ears a go sunshine

Angharad

She might be blind but she'll see right through you

Listen carefully, she won't suffer fools

Leonard Lizard

It's the 80s - shoulder pads, mobile phones and making money are all big, big, big. And Leonard Lizard's got 'em all

Feel his power

Mafia Mamma

She rules her family with an iron fist and a pan of bolognaise sauce

Eh, I'm clicking here!

The Saffas

They were here last series too, eh? Fully

Don't be a derse, read more

Museum Perve

He enjoys the odd old master...

His doors are always open

The Van Men

They sit in a van and go SSSCCHHHHUURRRRRGGGG

And FLLLLUUURRRDDD

Karl and Marv

Hollywood pitch men who make absolutely no sense at all

Don't get hypnotised by their teeth

Mr. Mills

He's a great teacher as long your child isn't small, smelly, foreign, stupid or a child

Where every need is a special need

The Cabbie

He has absolutely no idea where he is going, he doesn't have change, but he does have a good Jimmy Saville story

Attain the knowledge

Series 1 characters

Plenty more bods with gob-smacking stories

Take it back to the old school