Scrubs:

JD decides he won't start dating again until Elliot does, but doesn't expect the person she starts dating to be his brother Dan, who's still sticking around after the recent death of their father. When JD catches them sleeping together in the on-call room, things get a little awkward between the three.

Meanwhile, after Turk is diagnosed with Type II Diabetes, he milks every ounce of sympathy out of his friends. Carla in particular is made to run around after him, making him sandwiches and snacks. When she turns down a better job because she thinks she needs to look after Turk all the time, Turk tries not to act so helplessly. Elsewhere, Dr. Cox and Dr. Kelso get fed-up with Molly's perception that everyone is good at heart and seek to prove her wrong.