Scrubs:

Dr. Cox is happy to meet Jordan and Jack in the cafeteria, but he's a little confused. Shouldn't Jack be in school? Apparently Jack was able to convince Jordan that school was closed for Yom Kippur - which was six months ago - and proudly declares he hates school. While Cox and Jordan are bickering about her parenting abilities, they see the Janitor and some lady kissing goodbye. It looks like the Janitor has found someone to love and she's real. The Janitor can't help but gloat about him and Lady being a better couple than Cox and Jordan.

Turk is treating a kid who broke his neck and will most likely never walk again. Turk has never had to deliver that kind of news before, so he asks JD for some help. Besides telling him to think of the dancing gopher from Caddyshack if he thinks he's going to cry, JD tells Turk that it's very important to not give anyone false hope. Even so, Turk can't help but suggest that there might be a treatment he can try, but it's a risky procedure that he heard about on that bastion of medical knowledge, SportsCenter.

There's some trouble in paradise for Lady and the Janitor when she refuses to hold hands with him. Jordan can’t help but make a joke at his expense which leads him to point out that Perry is wearing his wedding ring again. Jordan demands that he take it off since they're not married anymore, they're just two adults who enjoy each other's company. But Perry won't take it off. He explains to Jordan that it makes him happy and he asks her why it bothers her so much. The next day, she's wearing her wedding ring, too, and they hold hands.

Lady's still not going for the whole touchy thing and the Janitor is convinced she's going to dump him. He initially plans to dump her first, but he tries to have a heart-to-heart with her in the coffee shop. An eavesdropping Dr. Kelso is hoping for a relationship meltdown, but Lady admits that she's a germophobe, especially when it comes to hands.

They may not hold hands, but the Janitor's happy to walk beside her and keep a hand on her shoulder. It's a happy ending for everyone. Turk takes a big risk going forward with the experimental freezing procedure. Carla is very supportive at first, but even she has her doubts when she hears where Turk got his great idea. Thankfully, the procedure looks like it may have been a success, as the patient begins to respond to stimuli.