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Anwar

I just wanna send 'One Love' to all my College Green Crew (Maxxie, Michelle, Jal, Tony, Chris, Cassie)... To my future wife (don't know who you are... but you're buff!)... To my Mum, Dad and Sisters... (What?!? Family's important!)

I'm young, brown and I know how to get down. What more could you want?

xAnwar

Allah-huh akbar... Ash-hadu an la illaha illal-lah...

p.s. about my ears...well...you know what they say about people with big ears don't you?

p.p.s. They do say that. I've heard them. Trust.

BANDS: Lupe Fiasco, Lethal Bizzle, Spice Girls (Don't hate! They're classic!).

AMBITION: Serious money.

MOVIES: Anything with Al Pacino or Brianna Banks in it.

FAVOURITE WEBSITES: I might get in trouble if I post them up here Just type "free" + "hot" + "teens" into Google... You'll find it!

Posted on 13/12/2007

The seasons change.
The bees begin to make sweet honey.
The first doves of spring learn how to fly.

That's right, ladies...The awkward, virginal, desperate Anwar is no more. Since we last spoke, I have become a sex machine who will bring to you a sensory experience that will blow your feminine mind and titillate your crazy hot body. I am now a sexual master who has complete knowledge of the three positions of love making. Ya dun know.

Black silk sheets, strawberries and a deep, throbbing Usher bassline all await you in my boudoir. I have also learnt to trim my bush to make sure none of my raging manhood is obscured.

I ask you only to imagine me whispering into your ear, massaging your shoulders, then gently, tenderly cupping your boobies. I’m certain that you are now ready to receive my loving.

You know what to do.

Anwar the Magnificent

p.s. No fatties. Standards have been raised. My apologies.

p.p.s. If anyone called Jal or Michelle message you to contradict any of the claims made in this profile, ignore them. They have been driven mad with jealousy because I do not consider them worthy partners for sexual congress.

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  • Comment by:
    Gabriel
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    Tue Jan 17, 2012 at 05:49 am
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    Anwar And Anka, Best couple for me.
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    Wed Feb 16, 2011 at 12:38 pm
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    muslim boiiii hell no he aint no muslim boii he is a little rebel but we love u for that anwar luvvv u
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    Sun Apr 18, 2010 at 09:26 pm
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    Anwar you're the best
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    Sun Apr 18, 2010 at 09:25 pm
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    Anwar you're the best
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    Sun Apr 11, 2010 at 01:26 am
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    Why there's no Maxxie page?!?! they have Posh Kenneth and not Max?!?
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