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It's a way of life

Chris

I shat stones for a week. Or that's how I remember it. But that was better than Mr Nyama who got really ill and started vomiting blood.

The thing about fish only having a four-second memory is a lie. My fish still remember me doing the world record - I know this because every time they see an apple they turn in the opposite direction. Even fish that weren't alive when I did the world record know to turn away

If I could be anyone I'd either be me, or Mr Nyama. You should meet him, he's wicked. He's got the 5 inch record. But he won't tell me his first name.

I believe in love. But I really like how my love is not like your love.

AMBITIONS: I met a guy who lived in a bin once. I don't want to live in a bin though, but, there's something good about that I think. Either that or the 6 inch record.

BANDS: 1970s emo. Early 1980s costume pop. Anything with polyester in the title. And the Ataris.

TELEVISION: Television is pointless. It is a box with images in. Has no-one ever thought how fucked-up that is? A box holding loads of images that you can just flick between. It's not trippy, it's wrong.

WEBSITES: www.lunchboxing.com/
feat_holidogs2.shtml
. RJ particularly rocks. http://www.babytoupee.com/

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    Mon May 12, 2008 at 02:43 pm
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    wow im gonna mish chris! u Rock! lovin the websites as well!! random but fun... byee chris we luv yoo!! xxx
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    Mon May 12, 2008 at 12:41 pm
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    Heeeeeey!!! Your HOT x infinity!! How do you like them apples??? Come to Australia yeah?? Fun as!!! Love ya!!! xxx
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    ILY CHRIS XX
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    yea wow i love people who report other peoples comments... BET YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL!!! i was just max apreciating chris... LOVE YOU CHRIS!!!
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    hiya wa do u do in collage and are u going 2 miss skins
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