Michelle
I'm Cameron Diaz in the movie of my life and you guys have just qualified as extras. Get your costumes on, buffet's next to my trailer...aaaaand action!!!
My name's Michelle and yes, before you ask - no the pic's not photoshopped - I am this gorgeous in real life.
If you want to hunt me down in my natural habitat and get a closer look, I go to Roundview College in Bristol. I go there with my best mate Jal Fazer. If I'm Cameron, she's my Selma Blair. Smart, sexy, but way too good for you! We've actually been in the same class since we were 4... and she still let's me copy her homework. That's a true friend!
FAVE TV SHOWS: One Tree Hill, Scrubs, Extreme Makeover: The home edition-(I know it's cheesy, but I defy you to watch an Ep without blubbing like a baby with a soggy nappy.)
FAVE FLICKS: Battleship Potemkin/ a Boute de souffle/ Un Chien Andalou... Yeah right! Mean Girls/Emperors New Groove/Last Seduction - how hot is that scene when Linda Fiorentino's doing him against the fence and those people walk past?!!
BANDS I LURRRVE: Peaches /Eminem /Stevie Nicks - gotta have a bit of Fleetwood Mac!
BANDS I HATE: Bands like Keane, James c*nt or any of the rest of the whiney pasty brigade. You're all loaded - cheer up and get on a sunbed people!
MOTTO: Make the world a prettier place - get a bikini wax!
WEBSITES: www.gofugyourself.typepad.com, www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com, www.beautifulagony.com - watch complete strangers' vinegar strokes - who doesn't wanna see that?!
Michelle's blog
Posted on 11/12/2007
Jimmy Choo – I miss youHi, it’s me. Today I want to share a story with you about a shoe. But not just any shoe. A lost shoe.
It was Friday 12th November 2006 we’d all gone to a night at the Proxy club. I was wearing a pair of skinny jeans, and my white top (which Tony always said looked good under the ultra violet light) and I looked pretty hot.
You know when you go out and you've got this feeling that it's going to be a good night – I was with my mates, loved my outfit, Tony was on form, it was great. Until...
I spilt a full glass of vodka and cranberry down my white top, slipped over in the toilets onto a dubious wet patch by an out-of-order cubicle, and then came out to see Tony grabbing the arse of a perfect looking (I mean could-be-a-model perfect) blond. I headed straight for the bar and got myself another double vodka.
... ...Six double vodkas later I was properly out of it and had fallen asleep on one of the vile, purple velvet sofas near the bar area.
I woke up to find myself in Tony’s arms, being carried out of the club. I know it sounds silly, and I know it was his fault really, but I remember feeling so safe and happy in his arms. It was only when we got back to mine that I realised I was one shoe down. I know I should have thrown the left one away ages ago but it’s so beautiful, it’s what Jal and I like to call "Shoe-tiful".
I’m never going to see the right one again but I can’t bear to say goodbye to my stunning Jimmy Choo.
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