Michelle
I'm Cameron Diaz in the movie of my life and you guys have just qualified as extras. Get your costumes on, buffet's next to my trailer...aaaaand action!!!
My name's Michelle and yes, before you ask - no the pic's not photoshopped - I am this gorgeous in real life.
If you want to hunt me down in my natural habitat and get a closer look, I go to Roundview College in Bristol. I go there with my best mate Jal Fazer. If I'm Cameron, she's my Selma Blair. Smart, sexy, but way too good for you! We've actually been in the same class since we were 4... and she still let's me copy her homework. That's a true friend!
FAVE TV SHOWS: One Tree Hill, Scrubs, Extreme Makeover: The home edition-(I know it's cheesy, but I defy you to watch an Ep without blubbing like a baby with a soggy nappy.)
FAVE FLICKS: Battleship Potemkin/ a Boute de souffle/ Un Chien Andalou... Yeah right! Mean Girls/Emperors New Groove/Last Seduction - how hot is that scene when Linda Fiorentino's doing him against the fence and those people walk past?!!
BANDS I LURRRVE: Peaches /Eminem /Stevie Nicks - gotta have a bit of Fleetwood Mac!
BANDS I HATE: Bands like Keane, James c*nt or any of the rest of the whiney pasty brigade. You're all loaded - cheer up and get on a sunbed people!
MOTTO: Make the world a prettier place - get a bikini wax!
WEBSITES: www.gofugyourself.typepad.com, www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com, www.beautifulagony.com - watch complete strangers' vinegar strokes - who doesn't wanna see that?!
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