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Kenneth
Hello there! What's crakalakin? What's good in da hood? We're all friends in the endz out here!
Raaaaaaaaaaass! Welcome ladies and gentlemen, rudeboiz and rudegalzDon't fear the BadMan KenMan is here! YOU GET ME BLUD!!
For all those that do not who I am...I arrived in this world a few years back and have not looked back ever since. Haha. As you can tell I have a wicked sense of humour. If you did not know I'm black...BIG DEAL so are a lot of other people.
If you are lady please...it would be ever so courteous of you to just message me...I mean we would just converse...in a completely and utterly platonic manner... and see what happens. I'm just looking for the 'one' and you are not going to find the 'one' unless you have several. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?!?!?!?
I like to keep myself to myself at times because that's how we get down around here, as I have bigger fish to fry...fo' shizzle.
p.s. If you message me and I find out you're an old man impersonating to be a fine outlandish feminine specimen you might as well just shutdown your computer...control alt delete on your COMPUTER RUUUUUDEBOY!!!!!!!!!! Not on a longage! DO YOU REALLY WANT ARMSHOUSE AT YOUR MUMS HOUSE RUDEBOOOOY!?!?!
BANDS: Jay-Z, Will Smith, 'BOY BETTER KNOW', 'The Movement'! And of course Michael Jackson, Janet Jackson (yum), Jackson 5, 3T and of course Tito.
AMBITION: Psychologist or Politician... I want those Lamborghini doors with the Escalade! I want to be Oprah rich.
MOVIES: Cool Runnings and Sister Act 2...Greatest Movies ever made. Whoppi Goldberg is simply a spellbindingly magical artiste.
WEBSITES: www.google.co.uk it really is extensive library...absolutely amazing. And searching google on google is absolutely hilarious
HEROES: Sigmund Freud...Trevor Macdonald...PJ and Duncan, Victor from Big Brother
Posted on 15/09/2007
Yo , what you sayin, Ken is back a summer time of playing rolling up into the term, everywhere like a germ, is a choong gash that wants my sperm...
LOL, I’m just yanking your chain. HI I’m Kenneth, that’s right with a K. Now I’ve just had an extraordinary time but there’s one problem. I can’t help but rhyme. College is back and the thing i find most particularly funny is that I’ve spent so long without a pen that I’ve forgotten my handwriting. It happens to the best of us but on the level who needs a pen when you can freestyle like MEEEEE. Bruv, Cuz and my fellow acquaintances, I’m hype up.
I lash n dash
I f**k n duck
I bust n dust..
See I’m not a ladies’ man , I’m the ladies man always looking for some cheddar trying to make a grand. you got to understand i one in a million, im a grain of sand
KEN OUT
PEACE
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