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It's a way of life

Sid

I can't climb trees because I'm afraid that seagulls will peck me.

I've never been to a football match

Twice I've made up a new word - like 'prang' - then a year later everyone's saying it and no-one believes me when I claim it.

I don't know how to whistle but I can make a 'crow' noise which usually does the trick.

The issue number on my debit card has now exceeded the big 20.

I don't understand what a 'gift horse' is.

My hamster constantly makes me feel bad that I used to feed frozen mice to my Venus Fly Trap (now dead) - I think he sees it as a fundamental waste of mouse.

I'm not sure if my Ozzy Osbourne impressions are good or if my friends are just being nice.

I don't like 'trendy' food - pesto, seeds, cake made out of carrots - it's just showing off.

I don't believe in God but I do believe in love at first sight

Yesterday I exceeded the recommended daily allowance for fizzy caffeine.

I'M NO LONGER A VIRGIN!!

IDEAL WOMAN: Cassie Cassie Cassie Cassie Cassie Cassie Cassie

FAVOURITE FILM: Napoleon Dynamite, Get Rich or Die Tryin', Splash! (Eighties mermaid classic).