Hi! I'm Sid. I don't really know what you're supposed to write on these things! Tony said I should use it for 'therapeutic discourse' ...he said if I confess(?) publicly to what's on my mind I'll gain vast happiness, so here goes:
I'm allergic to girls' toiletries - perfume, deodorant, tampons, the lot - it's lucky I'm not a girl! Sometimes, I'm envious of animals.
I can't climb trees because I'm afraid that seagulls will peck me.
I've never been to a football match
Twice I've made up a new word - like 'prang' - then a year later everyone's saying it and no-one believes me when I claim it.
I don't know how to whistle but I can make a 'crow' noise which usually does the trick.
The issue number on my debit card has now exceeded the big 20.
I don't understand what a 'gift horse' is.
My hamster constantly makes me feel bad that I used to feed frozen mice to my Venus Fly Trap (now dead) - I think he sees it as a fundamental waste of mouse.
I'm not sure if my Ozzy Osbourne impressions are good or if my friends are just being nice.
I don't like 'trendy' food - pesto, seeds, cake made out of carrots - it's just showing off.
I don't believe in God but I do believe in love at first sight
Yesterday I exceeded the recommended daily allowance for fizzy caffeine.
I'M NO LONGER A VIRGIN!!
IDEAL WOMAN: Cassie Cassie Cassie Cassie Cassie Cassie Cassie
FAVOURITE FILM: Napoleon Dynamite, Get Rich or Die Tryin', Splash! (Eighties mermaid classic).