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Thomas
Hello Fumi! Hello Daniel! Pandora says hello to. We are having a very good time in Cornwall and the caravan Pandora's Uncle let us borrow is very nice as well. It has rained a lot but we've managed to keep ourselves busy in the caravan somehow.
I know Mum is not very good at telling bed time stories so I thought I would put one on here so you can read it out before you go to sleep. It is called the story of Mrs Chicken and the Crocodile. One day, Mrs Chicken went down to the river to get a drink because she was very thirsty. At the edge of the river lived a crocodile who Pandora tells me is called Graham. Graham the crocodile lived by the side of the river and would spend all of his time eating sweets and watching the telly on his big, fat, lazy crocodile bum and claiming money from the The Department for Alligator Affairs.
Graham was sat waiting for Mrs Chicken so he could eat her up but when Mrs Chicken saw him she just smiled and waved hello. Graham was so shocked by how brave Mrs Chicken was when faced with a scary crocodile that he couldn't move so he just watched Mrs Chicken drink up the water and walk away home.
Graham was so surprised by what Mrs Chicken had done that he couldn't sleep a wink that night. He stayed up all night watching rude television programmes and smoking. The next day Graham hid in the water to wait for Mrs Chicken to drink again so he could jump out of the water and eat her up but this time when Mrs Chicken came back she was wearing an Omnitrix that she borrowed from Ben 10 and transformed into a really strong alien that Graham couldn't bite through so he went home and tried to eat the stuff underneath the grill tray in the oven just like Thomas told Daniel not to but it was full of germs so he died. And Mrs Chicken went on to win the UEFA Cup with Chelsea because she always ate all her vegetables and went to bed when she was told to and then got married to Zac Efron whilst touring the world with Beyonce. The End.
I hope you're both saying your prayers and looking after mother and that you are taking all of your medicine when you're supposed to Daniel. If you are good then someone may or may not give you a stick of seaside rock the size of your arm when they get back. Mon amour pour toi est aussi grand que le monde. Tu es dans toutes mes pensées.
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