JJ
AGE: 16
MOTTO: "The card you were thinking of is the ace of diamonds, and no, I am not telling you how I did it"
"Bring me the head of Paul Daniels and I'll put it in a box and turn it into some lovely rabbits and maybe a bunch of flowers"
ABOUT ME: I am the reincarnation of a native American warrior from Utah who was known as Laughing Gravy, this may not be true, but if I put down what I actually am then you might judge me. Then again, putting down that I am a Native American Warrior from Utah (reincarnated) might make you judge me anyway. I could say that I liked making models, but then you'd read that I like making models and you'd think what a geek, "unless he mainly makes the models as an alibi for glue sniffing" which is not why I do it (not that I do make models, I never said that did I, and even if I did say that, what right have you got to judge me, apart from the fact that this is the internet and being unfairly judged is what it's all about, it's really just a big wall of graffiti and Wikipedia and you can't always trust that, hang on, this sentence is too long, sorry, I have wasted your time). I once thought about having a tattoo of Steven Seagal, I don't know why, I don't even like his films, apart from the one with the woman in the cake. If I could sum myself up in one word, then I would really be a very boring person, so I won't, though I would quite like the word to be enigmatic.
I have braces (teeth not legs)
FAVOURITE BAND: I should probably say Glasvegas as research suggests that 32% of people aged between 16 and 22 have put them on their myspace, but I haven't heard them, then again, better to surf the zeitgeist, so Glasvegas (whoever they are)
T.V SHOWS: I like house makeover shows , only because I like to imagine one day they'll knock down a wall and find a dead man or screeching cat behind it, but they rarely do (in fact so far, never, therefore hopefully increasing the statistical chance that they will find one soon)
FILM STARS: Will Ferrell
FAVOURITE WEBSITES: uk.youtube.com/watch?v=p86BPM1GV8M
http://www.randi.org/joom/
http://www.pennandteller.com/
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