NAME: Naomi Campbell (...Yes, that is my real fucking name)
SEX: No thanks.
MOTTO: two words: Barrack - Obama.
ABOUT ME: I'm not actually joining this because everyone else is but because I like making connections with random strangers...interesting ones...who want to change the world without becoming a footballer's wife or a porn star. Life's all about meeting interesting individuals who you come across in ways that you'd never expect. Like the time I was on a flight back from Barcelona, I noticed a really pretty looking chubby Slovakian girl who seemed to be traveling on her own. In the waiting time before the flight, she wouldn't look at anyone, wouldn't smile and she had a face as sour as anything. Then, on the plane, I just happened to sit next to her and thought, here we go - two hours of silent irritable treatment. Instead, she suddenly became this amazingly animated joyful human being and we talked, and laughed the whole way back. People make judgments way too quickly. We're too obsessed with technology, phones and computers and shit, to talk to each other face to face these days. Put the thumbs down, and let's talk people! Stop using your latest 7300 flip phone GPS and have a proper conversation. So Marta, if you are reading this, get in touch (your number went in the washing machine along with my jeans but I'd love to hear from you).
I guess I'm an old fashioned kind of girl, woman, whatever. I only got a mobile phone last year. But I'm not going to be one of those people who prop themselves up and need to fill every silence by getting out their mobile phone and texting or listening to messages of calling their BFFE's. Put the props down. Just be yourself.
So add me if you hate global capitalism, love drinking maté tea like one inspiring Argentinean Revolutionary I met or quite simply if you're bored of not being listened to and want change! Don't add me if you're single. It won't happen. Trust me.
P.S. Anyone interested in fighting tuition fees and other injustices not just in this country but worldwide can get hooked up to BATTLEFRONT - check it out - Young campaigners doing Young politics for Young people!!! There’s a protest march coming soonish which yours truly will be going on. Back it or jog!
LIKES: Your mum.
FAVOURITE BAND: Blondie, Sleater Kinney, Le Tigre, Chromatics.
T.V SHOWS: TV? Don’t make me laugh.
FILM STARS: I hate Orlando Bloom.
DREAM DATE: Dalai Lama, actually wait, no cos it'd have to be a vegetarian meal then, wouldn't it? OK the Dalai Lama in an Aberdeen Angus Steak House.